An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods
You’ve got to be somewhere in between, “too much reading is bad for me”, and, “I can entertain a ramble if I’m quite bored enough to feel intrigued”. GET THERE.
FW Version:
Here’s the deal, babydoll. It’s a podcast, right? And all deez nuts… Of authenticity, rhythm, comedic timing, humour, AND PERHAPS PASSION RATHER THAN OFFENCE: READ A PORN FOR ONCE, YOU PHILISTINE. Or, listen to this.
Arty/M*ntal version:
“cERTI mENTAL sINCE i BROKE mE pHONE sCREEN”, for many episodes. That’s a nice vibe for England. My experience, anyway. See if you can tell which episodes I mean.
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hilst I make myself maniacally laugh, I've brought in a Microphone, and probably copies of things (not carrot top, but 'slyly' ginger in sunlight) that make me laugh, or to build upon in an attempt to share some (probably frail in your own shite opinion) spurts of Originality, from a largely Impoverished, Creative. From the sterile midst of the U.K.
; Forevermore discovering, uncovered idiocy, that frailly encapsulates my passion for Art, Humour, and.. clearly an (in)eminent element of what I don't understand. All running through me, like Wagyu-fat. Just... 25% fat content. There’s fat there. And it’s not clear if I know the difference.
(lost dramatic weight recently, due to an existential crisis.)
"This guy's rhyme is a waste of my time. I feel unsettled, but, then again... I believe in Ghosts." -A review I made up
"Actually.. Not bad." - Has been the general sentiment when I really offer original ways of creating humour to others, when it works- for them too. It’s like a kind of Autistic business model, this offering. As a gesture that need be explained to those, without such an affliction. Could call it artistic, but, what’s more likely, in this world..?
Avid Question answering may or shall commence whenever you see it fit. I’m truly spitballing ideas, rather than monkeying-out, and likening it to throwing shite against a wall. So, there’s a layer of class to all this Irish Rambling I’ve introduced to you. I MEAN, THAT IS USUALLY HOW BRITAIN SOUNDS, BUT HERE IS THE E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR YOU, 'BUDDY'. WELCOME TO YOUR DRY ARSES. Here’s that discord again:
https://discord.gg/FSHs4CAJV
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Episodes
124 episodes
Why do you have to not like Pop Songs?
I feel like that’s your problem, mate. I inhabit irony, personally.
You’ve got to be joking man ⛓️💥
I don’t like Cricket 🏏- hoh-no - AH LOVE IIT, play bawl, yeue
Motembu’s 🍌
Patronise who’s here now! Shout them out inter-generationally! I don’t want to know what tut plantation-owner’s name is! Just glad to know they’re employed and not me, even in this country.
Safety-Conscious Future-Improvements 🥚
‘Just thinking of you!’ - and love-eggs. Well go-on, ‘is this about me?!’. Yes-mate. It’s yours in my give-away! More Dragons Den gall for your own idea-factories. As I’ve not got it past emailing f...
Corn Dogs 🌽 🌭
Mild musings from the vault - and for your attention-span .
Now on Channel 5: My Big Fat Fucked and Addicted Life on a Broken Bloodeh Estate
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Catatonic//Autism//AutiesSubmission2025
Proper episode now, thanks mystery folks xFrom 22 Feb 2025
I do not consent to this misunderstanding
Hair pulling is not body language— or “body-talk” for those in 80s subversive misunderstood mindsets.