Word Salad oooooo fuckye

Very GOOD ‘OOL ‘EXY RAMBLINGS I was going to call pampers dry nites.

I’m really unexpectedly good at this. Comedy shite x

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I've just been obsessing over this fact for the last ten minutes. And at the moment it's not yet a fact. But as soon as I say it and as soon as someone else hears it, at least one. If they've got no power whatsoever and they can't even speak English, I think this is going to be concreted as something that I should have copyrighted somehow. A concept. You know what I mean? You can't copyright that kind of thing. If you do, you better have an army so that you can then silence the rest of the world with murder. But yeah, like uh this is just about something quite low level, but still important in my opinion. Cause uh sorry, my laptop uh screen just it just timed out and went black, so I had to of course that throws a lot of things out of whack. Like uh say say when I'm having sex with someone and uh I'm not sure if I like them that much, and it's like oh well I don't want that to you know you understand. Yeah. I like staring at the uh castle because uh you know it's just it's just good energy kind of thing. It's not it's not homoerotic because if you walk around England there's tons of bollards and stuff like that, and surely it's not just just like uh in their heads with the infrastructure, just people lay under the concrete with a stonk on. I mean, come on. It's good for morale if it is, but I I don't think so. I think that's just something that uh that I need to banish at uh at a swear it off camp. Tell you what, the people that are running that are probably swearing it off in court. I was just so restricted, I had to sorry what, Paul John, you fucking disgust, but yeah, that's the only one I remember got out of that early, got out of that game, but yeah, but yeah, that wasn't it. Uh what I was gonna say is uh I was gonna bang on about ADHD. Nah, there's enough of that going on to be fair. That's why I need longer to do my sums. It's only fair shut up. I do strongly suspect I've got it. But yeah. I'll understand waiting for that, but anyone else, they'll tuned out by now. See, I'm protecting my concept. If there's no legal way to protect it, I'm just gonna bore people with what nerds on Reddit call oh it's word salad. Yeah, listen to the words, you stupid fucking cunt. Then maybe you'll make something out of it that isn't onions, tomato. Because you're thinking of something completely fucking different from the words I'm saying, you boring, ugly cunt. But anyway, I'm not sour about that, I'm not bitter, that just comes quite naturally because I've got autistic rage. But but anyway, what I was thinking, uh failing recording anything tonight, I could just do like little snippets of um you know stuff that I reckon will fit into someone's unorthodox fetish, such as Candy West, with the fact that he hates ju like um if if you just like put him in a room with that with that black m mask on and then um and then go, oh I love all those record producers no, no, no, I love them, no I love them, and uh every every year when we like them in aura. Uh well it's not a popular sentiment at the moment. I'll say that, but you know what I mean, uh like you know, say like six months ago if that's inaccurate then no, I'm really sorry. But but but what I have been thinking that's of grave importance because I think I might kill myself, but that's that's just laying under the surface. It's not really grave importance. Let's not be so morbid for other people and their meals, all right? Alright, fine. It's just like when I worked at a cafe, can't speak my mind. The the man's always trying to keep you down, down on your haunts, going, Oh, would you like a bit of sugar? And they go, Oh no, absolutely fine, and then they seem weirded out that the fact that you're nervous from being like a peon of poverty for them. Well, I'm starving, I might have a face on accidentally, you old anyway. It's really not that, but uh, I do enjoy the fact that um everything seems so sporadic and so erratic that it's like, oh my god, I can't tell what's what. Is it a tomato? Or is it a tomato that's been cut up and spread amongst other vegetables? Because I'm just so confused. You're a fucking idiot. That's what that's what the fuck you are. Put olive oil on it, and it'll be like, oh, this word salad was way too elusive, it just like slipped right out of my fingers. Oh yeah, I I haven't developed a thumb. Of course you fucking haven't. You're so fucking stupid. Fuck off. You're not allowed to listen to my podcast, even though it's free. Prick. Because this should be a deterrent enough. You want the idea, but suck how I really should have put it in between like part of this rant and just moved on. But I've got trouble with that, to be honest. Not from any like you know, trauma that's gonna win it all when you just like break out amongst strangers, because usually they're like, oh, well, that is bad. But oh yeah, right, oh ho ho, let's all pay attention to you instead. Cause usually what I complain about is like um oh, sometimes my phlegm's quite grey. Self-inflicted, but I don't know, it's just like I don't know what to feel extremely bad or extremely good. I hate it, but yeah, the thing is what I think would be a good idea for uh Pampers if it's not already been done and I'm just remembering an advert that's already preceded this whole bullshit. Uh this whole bullshit. I think the best way to describe it is a salad, nutritious, but not a lot of cunts that are too stupid like it because they don't see the value in it. Yeah, but um I don't know why. I've got Jack D in my face and it's just getting me down Nah, actually I'm realising that uh it's all an act. I'm just imagining him smiling on Would I Lie to you and then I'm like ha what's he's smiled before? Fuck off. You're you're a frying pan, you're not a dead pan, you're a fucking liar. I bet you've only got helium balloons round yours and they're lost at the top of the ceiling because you've bought a place that's ostentatious. Oh I can't believe that. Many would just be bored by it, that's why they can't believe it, because they can't fathom taking the time to think about what's been said. It's just shit. But anyway. But anyway, what I was thinking is that um Pampers dry nights. Soon as I wake up every night, every day, I'm covered in piss down to my thighs down to my ankles. Dun dun dun. It needs work. It must be pissed. Like, why isn't that been done? I think uh, you know, people like it when you're just a bit bawdy and have a laugh. And there's not many adverts like that nowadays, you know. Actimel with with an added with an added infusion of uh human shit. Just joking, lads. It'd be good for your gut, don't worry. You could like uh you could use apples instead of strawberries, and then it'd be like, well, that's obvious. Come on, make the joke, we're all thinking it. I need a shit when I have one of these. Oh it's like things like yakkel, that's nowhere near, you know. I I wouldn't lower it to that level because obviously it tastes like off spunk.