An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

Gordon Ramsey Dignitas Nightmares

Olly Woods

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible.
However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Gordon Ramsey, master of industry, don't don't ride his dick too much because he's talking shit about you and it's not gonna make it any lighter. Please, you fucked up this what should have been a light salad and made it heavy, salty, and ugh, just just putrid but still you go around working class friends of yours when you're a child and you probably go, no, it's it's really delicious actually, because you're not a fucking cunt with guttering installed into his fucking head. You know, that's how that's how patient you are for life. Tell him fuck me. Um basically though, uh I just wonder what his kind of uh turnover rate is for uh his restaurant staff and all his ventures now. I wonder if they employ the same kind of practical tactics. Well they can definitely joke about them and uh probably verbally abuse people to a certain extent that you wouldn't normally get, or be manipulatively abusive that you get in every job, but quite cleverly to a clever kind of standard, which means that uh, you know, all the all the basic chefs are doing the basic things. All the struggling chefs are probably killing themselves, to be honest. That's I'm not interested in finances or economics kind of thing going into that. What I'm interested in is uh all the TV gloss around all the people that um fucking killed themselves being on the edge, and you're saying you've got no bollocks, your food's terrible, and you're a fucking dickhead, and you know, you're dressing like that. Who the fuck do you think you are? You know, it it's like it's like exactly who you tried to get away from, who was uh, you know, your senior didn't really understand, but his heart was in the right place, being powerfully abusive to snap you out of a place where you're numb, you know, and uh where you pressurize pressurize bits of carbon and uh yeah some of them turn into diamonds, some of them yeah, d crushed into dust, you know, human dust. So yeah, I just like facts and figures based around that. I mean it's seems like I'm joking. Cause you know, jokes in the 2000s were just like something with impact. Even if it was miserable, people would go, but I'm not sure. Because you've not thought about it enough, you fucking unsympathetic because you're not authentic either. Oh yeah, you saved it. You're unsympathetic, you clint.

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