An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods
Much like a Dating Profile of mine, I am doubtful of the true costs of being part of some people's Community. What Agenda. Why must we engage...? Alas, most problems are caused, escalated, exaggerated and Calculated by engaging with near-enough anything. Why bother now...?
Good Question.
I am trying to bring Irreverence back, in the vain attempt to become at least... Heard. As Pitiful as that sounds, I'd rather not even have that from you for what it's worth, so that just shows you where I BLOODY STAND. Hopefully that example can express that I'm able to be more self-aware than some Comedic-Voices. That'll be a string in my bow. GUESS WHAT ELSE?! WHO LIKES IRONY! Bit sickly, but there's fucking loads of it, as I LITERALLY LEARN LIKE RAINMAN, MYSELF/my 'isms, and all we absorb within our Lifetime period. Maybe I ought to avoid phrases like that if I want you focussed, and honed-in to me. BUT, without engagement, we know bollocks and fuck and no less, just merely bullshit, so we all need some light/thought/another white-washed Bri'rish los(n not v, am not an emo joker rip)er, with a difference. NO. GAMING. CHAIR.
; W
hilst I make myself maniacally laugh, I've brought in a Microphone, and probably copies of things (not carrot top, but 'slyly' ginger in sunlight) that make me laugh, or to build upon in an attempt to share some (probably frail in your own shite opinion) bars of Originality, from a largely Impoverished/Out of work, Creative-Waste. "Waste...": I adopted that word/phrase (I already knew the word for objects, or rotten food) when I felt I was myself, and the S fights the M ; Forevermore discovering, uncovered idiocy, that frailly encapsulates my passion for Art, Humour, and.. clearly an (in)eminent element of what I don't understand. All running through me, like Wagyu-fat. Just... 25% fat content. Porky, porky, what a malarkey. Doesn't rhyme. Waste of mine. Time, fine, over-the-line. Half-rhymes hit, some of the time. More syllables, but less of what's mine. TIME.
(lost dramatic weight (/+wait to my sex life) recently, due to an existential crisis. Lovely to grieve, even in the bonds of love. Already losing my sense of humour.)
"This guy's rhyme is a waste of my time. I feel unsettled, but, then again... I believe in Ghosts." -A review I made up
"Actually.. Not bad." - Has been the general sentiment when I really offer original ways of creating humour to others, when it works- for them too -, when other times I'm immobilised by depression. I bring boasts of adolescent wonder at 27 years old, as I've been (in my opinion), an aspiring Comedian my whole little hole, life. (pBPDoe)
Avid Question answering may or shall commence whenever you see it fit to deem me worthy of recompence(/"pounds and eskimo pence") I MEAN, THAT IS USUALLY HOW BRITAIN SOUNDS, BUT HERE IS THE E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR YOU, 'BUDDY':
sermonofdoubt996222diddlyi@mailfence.com
An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods
#11: Suck my Cock...……………………………………… In a kind way with metaphors and just based respect that levels with your true colours but not often so relish it kind of thing.... "Alright...?"
"I... dunno sometimes... I just... get irrationally scared..."
"By the size of my own bollocks-brain. Move over, bollocks. My true penis comes to town - so to speak... in metaphors..."
Hey there anybody out there, I honestly hope you're not choosing to alienate me, but I do have an awful lot to say, after feeling so bloody darkly, WHEN, deep down... The person I love the most on the ficticious story of Top Boy, is Kano. The technically ficticious, yet, incredibly real and clever... wow, bit too comfortable with homosexuality, and the homo-genus at this point. NOT HOMOGENISED MILK, BUT STILL, THOUGHTS RAMBLE-ON, AND I'VE BEEN ON A FUCKING ROLL TODAY. SMOKING ROLLIES, DRINKING CAFFIENE, AND EATING RIGHT, WHILST BEING A FACKIN' SPORTSMAN, AT THE SAME FAAAAAACKIN' TOIME. ALL IN A GOOD FAAAAHCKIN' ENGLISH DAY.
If it hasn't been, AS, good a day, or you feel you may be taking my jibes badly... True sincerity comes from the heart, and jokes are best read with ALL senses. You can indeed write-in! It's LITERALLY JUST ME HERE. AND THAT'S SINCERE, BUT HEY... USE YOUR OWN JUDGMENT, I'M SURE AS SHITE JUDGING YOU... to anybody that is offering me their equally valuable time, and making me feel it's worth ANY effort in carrying on, it's going okay, all things considered, and people, but still! Nobody writes in: haahaahahhahhh.
What I truly meant to say was, it's a snowball effect, and I do not merely forget when people lead a horse to water, and they're gratefully drinking... I like it, and clearly I'm enough of a lonely wanker to pat myself on the back mid-podcast. I've come a long way in self-respect. Or... come about a yard... so to speak, ON MANY A LEVEL. It's a snowball effect, that GENUINELY (italics: IN THIS CASE IT'S SPECIFIED, OUT OF MY LOGICAL BRAIN, AND THAT WAS BECAUSE IT IS A LAYERED JOKE THAT TRULY DOES MEAN TO MY SELLLF THAT of bloody COURSE I'm being genuine... yet, that was rough. *coarse. like rock salt.) wouldn't like to destroy an entire town. Wouldn't looove to keep guessing my audience too, but I'll keep trying, until I muddy up the water a make it confused and hard to see, orrrrrr, MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND ME properly.
More raps, but I'm not stopping if you hate them, coming soon.
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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}
